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I have a friend who is a zombie but we are not very close anymore. We used to be best friends. But then she got really into zombies. And then she became a zombie and now we do not really have that much in common anymore. All she ever wants to talk about is eating brains and her zombie boy crushes. I am not into those things. I am trying to get into college and I do not want to spend all of my time talking about her weird lifestyle. I do not think their parents have realized yet that she is a zombie which is really strange. I do not know how she is managing to hide from them. She is really pale and parts of her body are starting to fall off. I am not sure when she is going to tell them but I think they will realize sooner or later that she is no longer the daughter that they think she is.